This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
*holding baby harry*
Aren't you a tiny little pup
That's a baby, Padfoot
I know, that's what I said
A human baby
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
I don’t have FRIENDS
I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR THAT BUT I WAS WRONG
Floto+Warner Studio: Colorful Liquid Splashes Captured at 1/3500th of a Second Look Like Floating Sculpturest
Cassandra Warner and Jeremy Floto of Floto+Warner Studio recently produced this beautiful series of photos titled Clourant that seemingly turns large splashes of colorful liquid into glistening sculptures that hover in midair. The photos were shot at a speed of 1/3,500th of a second, taking special care to disguise the origin of each burst making images appear almost digital in nature (the duo assures no Photoshop was used).
When Kitty Pryde doesn’t feel like getting up out of her bed, she just phases through the floor to the bathroom.
Favorite HTTYD Characters [2/?] → Ruffnut Thorston.